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IDAHO REDNECK GOURMET FOODS, GIFTS, SOAPS, MASSAGE OILS & LIP BALMS
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Discover Idaho Redneck backwoods humor and some of the most delicious gourmet foods and personal care products on our wonderful planet! Each product label is filled with at least one humorous, irreverent slogan or saying. Each purchase will put a smile on your face, or on the face of the "redneck" friend or relative you send it to -- the great tasting condiments, confections, huckleberry goodies, and gourmet coffees are just a bonus. And don't forget the extremely high quality soaps, lip balms (think "gourmet chapstick"), and other personal care products!
While Idaho Redneck products are GREAT gifts for men (ever notice that unique and interesting gifts for men are a little tougher to find?), you will find many of our products are enjoyed by women, often as repeat purchasers. And not just the personal care products like the huckleberry lip (pucker) balm, but even the hot huckleberry salsa and huckleberry granola attract lots of repeat purchases from the better lookin' half of the population.
George Lopez has a big smile on his face after receiving a bottle of our Redneck BarbieQ sauce at the 2006 NBC Pre-Emmy Awards Party!
Note: George Lopez (born April 23, 1961) is a Mexican American comedian and actor and one of the most prominent Mexican-Americans from within the Latino community to be recognized in mainstream North American popular culture. He is perhaps best known for starring in his own produced television sitcom show entitled George Lopez.
If you live in Idaho ...
...you will find our products fairly accessible in most regions of the state at one of the 125 retail shops that carry Idaho Redneck products. However, we love our online retail customers just as much (sometimes more, since you are all so nice and make this business so fun!)
To assist you while shopping here, the top selling "repeat purchase" products on this web site are:
BarbieQ sauce (the product that launched our company)
Huckleberry salsa
Huckleberry coffee (regular and unleaded)
Huckleberry granola
Huckleberry lip balm
Redneck em-n-ems
Honorable mention would include the two hot spicy catsups, jalapeno (mild burn) and habanero (stand up and take notice burn!)
For our wholesale accounts, we would add the following to our best seller list:
Fresh (NO MSG!) sausage seasonings
Sweet huckleberry mustard
Country red salsa
Huckleberry flapjack mix
Huckleberry "moonshine jug" syrups
"Roadkill" teriyaki
Our best-selling huckleberry "toe jam", with the label that keeps 'em laughing.
Unique products offered EXCLUSIVELY by our company (you won't find them except under our brands) include:
Sweet, hot huckleberry salsa
Huckleberry granola
Decaf huckleberry coffee
Many of the product names and sauce formulations are also proprietary... you will not find them anywhere else!
And everything comes with an official ironclad "redneck" guarantee: if you are NOT satisfied with one of our products for ANY reason...give us a call, and we will make it right. No ifs, ands, or buts!
Malcolm & Sandy
Give us a holler at (888) 408-7915 or email gourmet@qroidaho.net
PS YOUR TESTIMONIALS CAN MEAN DISCOUNTS ON FUTURE PURCHASES!
If you tried one or more of our products, and had a good experience, we really APPRECIATE a testimonial! For now, just send us an email with the name of the product, where you got it (name of shop, name of friend or relative who gave it as a gift), any special features you liked or enjoyed, how you used the product, e.g. what other foods you ate it with, the situation where it was consumed, etc. We've been known to offer gift certificates, a freebie with your next order, free shipping, or other benefit! We always offer something for each testimonial.
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WIN A FREE REDNECK COOKBOOK... with YOUR OWN RECIPE INSIDE!
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RECIPES APPRECIATED! If you used an Idaho Redneck product in a recipe that went over really well, we want to hear from you. For each recipe submitted and accepted, you will get a free copy of our upcoming "Best of Idaho Redneck" cookbook with YOUR SUBMISSION listed inside (with your name). Plus, the opportunity to purchase more of the recipe books at a deep discount, free shipping on your next order, and other perks. For now, send us an email to gourmetinnovations@gmail.com... we will add a submission form in the future, for your convenience!
OUR GUARANTEE!
We unconditionally guarantee 100% Satisfaction on all products sold on this web site! If any product does not meet your expectations, contact us, and we will find a way to make it right! To date, after 100s of online orders, no one has ever asked for a refund or replacement product... but we are here if that ever happens when you order!
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